"Kiss mine butt"

Today while I was changing Gavin's diaper. He told me his butt hurt ( he does not like getting his butt wiped!) Whenever anything hurts on him, he wants me to kiss it better. So he tells me. "Mommy, butt hurts- kiss it." Of course I started laughing- he didn't get it though so he continues to yell, "Mommy, kiss mine butt!!" So here is my not yet 2 year old telling me to kiss his butt.... I can't wait for the teenage years!